nashville or bust ( Read more... )

Ugh. You give me awful dreams.
I can't wait to see Foster.
Everything is falling into place.
Things are almost as they should be and I can definitely live with almost.

GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Everything is awesome
but also so gay.
so awesomely gay.
but mostly awesome.
and a little gay.

I've decided to sell my eggs.
People will pay thousands for my genes.
My impeccably beautiful genes.
Gives me an excuse to quit smoking.

but nothin' can change the fact that we used to share a bed.
that's why it scared me so when you turned to me and said:
"yeah, you look like someone. yeah, you look like someone who up and left me low. Yeah, you look like someone I used to know"

There it is again ( Read more... )

I've heard people say this life is about trust ( Read more... )

Every human being experiences everything from both the receiving and delivering end of every situation. Unfortunately, to be fully aware of this karmic cycle you have to experience something painful from the receiving end rather than from perspective of the deliverer. Chances are, if someone is delivering pain to you, you have delivered the same ( Read more... )

I SAW A GIANT IGUANA TODAY HANGING OUT ON THE SIDEWALK ON THE WAY HOME FROM THE BEACH! IT HAD TO BE AT LEAST 4 FEET LONG. SHIT IS WIIIIIIIILD!

So there's this kitty that hangs out in my backyard. I think she belongs to one of the neighbors but she comes over through a hole in the fence everyday and we hang ( Read more... )