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if you want to get to know me this post should send you well on your way.

i stole this from
nada_o_nil

1. 
   im entirely tired of celebrities.
   
2. 
   i listen to elliott smith and rilo kiley excessively
3. 
   i have strange suspicions that my life is scripted and scripted badly
   
4. 
   i have an even stranger suspicions that i am merely an ancillary character
5. 
   i know how to knit scarves and i might knit you one someday.
6. 
   i crack wise at people who ask me for directions
7. 
   i am incredibly uncomfortable at almost any social interaction
   
8. 
   i once forgot my own birthday
9. 
   i only wear vans slip ons and dress shoes
10. 
    i am straight
11. 
    whenever i use big words i always look it up first to make sure i am using it in the correct fashion
12. 
    i enjoy freezing my ass off
13. 
    i was once a vagrant
14. 
    i loved where the red fern grows and i cried when i read it.
15. 
    i havent read it since
16. 
    i think it would be wicked awesome to have a dragon as a pet
17. 
    i have terrible lungs
18. 
    i bite my pens.
19. 
    i dont like to capitalize things
20. 
    i moved to vegas once on a whim
21. 
    i can pick some locks with 2 paper clips
22. 
    i am coo coo bananas
    
23. 
    i like the sound the pencil sharpener makes
24. 
    my parents made me write an essay a day when i was in the fourth grade
25. 
    i think smoking cigarettes is cool
    
26. 
    i cant match clothing worth shit
27. 
    i get excited by fire
28. 
    i dont know the name of my first love
29. 
    i love cooking things
30. 
    i want to make my own furniture
31. 
    i used to wear a girls watch that was also a magic 8 ball
32. 
    i had a bombers jacket i wore every day as a kid
33. 
    i don't like sports.
    
34. 
    i think i am afraid of dating all girls ever.
    
35. 
    i like the smell of some people
36. 
    i prefer drinking jack and coke
37. 
    i am conscious about my weight
38. 
    i enjoy sneaking up on people
39. 
    i prefer girls who read.
    
40. 
    i prefer the cowboy position
    
41. i enjoy the taste of scotch on my tongue
    
42. i go crazy in the heat
43. i love the smell of fog/rain/water
    
44. i dont watch much television
45. im obsessed with hair
46. i am terrible at playing the guitar
47. i am worse at playing the drums
48. i read constantly
49. i put things off till the last minute
50. if i had to choose a superpower it would be teleportation otherwise it would be spider powers
51. i am an attention whore
52. i didnt have a cell phone for a year
53. i didnt drive for 6 months
54. i am pretentious
    
55. i live outside my means
56. i want to knock someone unconscious just once in my life
57. my favorite beverage is kiwi strawberry anything
58. i can throw cards with pretty good accuracy
59. i like to dance
    
60. i want the machines to take over
    
61. i love hot dogs, especially the ones with cheese in it
62. i am getting gray hairs
63. sometimes i enjoy death metal
64. i want to lie down on a park bench with my head on the lap of the girl i love while reading catcher in the rye.
65. i worry about people getting tired of me. this is my main concern.
66. i love camping
67. i am a huge fan of mythology
68. my favorite sandwhich is salami bacon and avocado
69. i have scratch marks all over my wrists from washing dogs. people probably think i am a cutter
70. i like kissing.
    
71. i have broken 2 hearts and have had mine broken 5 times
72. i dont believe in ghosts
73. i like to wear hats.
    
74. i switched from listening to only rnb and hip hop to listening to weezer and rock because of a girl
75. i used to laugh a lot more
76. i love dinosaurs
77. i want to have 1 child
78. for a long time i washed dogs for a living even though i could have made a lot more money working as a nurse.
79. im scared of growing old
    
80. i would want to know exactly how i am to die
    
81. i am pretty sure that i have a hair fetish
82. i still watch cartoons
83. i am foolish
84. i dont have credit cards
85. i am terrible at managing my money because i could care less about it.
86. i love the taste of vinegar
87. i used to eat steak 2 times a week
88. if you break my heart i will write a song about it.
    
89. i dont like the huge belly i have developed
    
90. i dont like the idea of abortions but it isn't my place to say so.
    
91. i have maybe 7 friends
    
92. i am not very good at swimming
93. i prefer night time over day time
94. i couldnt become a vegetarian because i love bacon so much
95. i hate waking up before 10
96. i am awkward
97. i will eat anything that is edible
    
98. i am neurotic
99. i can appreciate being alone sometimes.
    
100. i am never going to give you up or let you down or turn around and hurt you.