Things That Were Funny At The Time, But Upon Pending Inspection, Probably Aren't

[ghedji]

Uh. And that’s not the Elvis variety of Uh, but the sickly, bedridden Uh. My big retreat for the magazine Saturday? The one that I was going to freeze to death and get cannibalized during? Yeah, I didn’t go. The six-hour shift I was supposed to swing today? Yeah, that didn’t happen either. I wasn’t well on Thursday, really wasn’t feeling well on

Comments

[jensblackdress]

Honestly. I don't think it's fair to make me laugh so hard this early in the morning.

But don't ever apologize for being bored if that's what comes out of it.

[ariadne]

Habeas Corpsus...hehehe.