The Wildly Inconsistent Principles of Oompa-Loompan Morality.

[ghedji]

So we've all hopefully seen the movie- six or seven kids tour a magical/fun-filled/lethal chocolate/death factory owned by an eccentric, passive-aggressive candy magnate who, unbeknownst to all, is running a competition to see who among them will inherit the factory/House of Sade, the theory behind this being that only the heart of a child could

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[ariadne]

Yet another good example of why that movie bugs the crap out of me.

[domina_fortuna]

good god, i almost pissed my pants. you should sned that in to bullhorn under the facade of a concerned letter.

[ghedji]

Did you hear what happened to the bullhorn? It went under. I heard that when it happened their office's balled up and exploded like the house from Poltergeist, but I don't think that part is true.