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[ghedji]

"The other day I was carving the names of girls I liked in high school onto my arm, when I paused for a moment and thought "Wow, this thing's really sharp!" That's when I glanced at the box and saw the Edge-Co logo emblazoned on the side. "Naturally" I said, grinning at the box and nodding, even though it's not a person. Edge-Co knives come with a

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[kittygomeowr]

pregnant nuns?
O_o

[ghedji]

Yeah, think of it as a growing snowball of absurdism. What's the worst kind of person to have a car accident with, someone whose life-situation automatically makes the accident your fault and, additionally, makes you a bad person? Nuns. What else? Pregnant women. Thus, pregnant nuns. You can always tack on additional things if it's too dry, like "pregnant, wheelchair-bound hemophiliac orphan-nuns"

[kittygomeowr]

lol

[ariadne]

I think Mr.Ford was driving behind me yesterday! o_O