YES! WOOHOOO!

FREE DAY! NO ROOM EFFECTS! Please excuse me while I go dance around like a headless chicken from joy! YES I know I'm really weird and all! Huz-ZAH!

...

*rereads that* Uh....I'll just go over there and scrub my brain until I can't remember that I just did that.

....

OH NO. OH GODS NO.

Why the HELL am I playing on the TV? With a really bad theme song?! It's like the freaking story of my life as of the past year! And....*stares ( Read more... )

Like...

OMG.

WHY...do I have a penis?! *cries* HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR MY SKIRTS NOW?! I don't want that...THING...dangling out of my skirt, like EWWWWW!!!

And my BOOBS! My precious, precious Double-Z D-cup BOOBS! TTTTTT_____TTTTTT I'm...I'm FLAT! Why am I a guy all of a sudden?! This is NOT fair! What did I ever do to YOU God?!

AND WHY THE ( Read more... )

So. I have a new room. Floor 9 I think...I had to ask one of the bots to tell me what was on it... Dammit Roxas!I'm supposed to be rooming with Rion, but so far, I haven't seen him. I've heard people complaining about their vision. Pfff, anyone else see irony in this? Ha, no effect on me! TAKE THAT you stupid FLOOR! *laughs triumphantly ( Read more... )

Okay...

I am officially typing blindly.

Literally.

I am blind. I...I am NOT supposed to be blind, am I ( Read more... )

( ...I Wish I Was a Girl? )

( Private to everyone 'cept for Roxas but Dan might hack. XD )

All right peoples, Dan just got in the hotel.

Right now, I warn you:

Don't talk to him, don't look at him, don't even think about him.

Even if you think you can take him...don't. NO. Don't even try it. Not until I talk long enough to him about what he's here for without being beheaded.

Maybe this should go on the message board...?

Oooooooowwwwwwwww....

I can't even move this hangover is so bad! Urgh...I remember being at the bar and drinking something pretty and orange, but after that...there is no way that could've caused a hangover this bad...

*moans* Roxas, what the hell happened?! Not only does my head hurt like sh!t, but my BODY...hangovers are not supposed to hurt ( Read more... )

( Result of a ballet incident? O.o )