...Okaaaaay.

[ghostfudge]

So! Three pigs got set loose in the house. Two in the living room and one in Maddie and mine bedroom.

I finalyl finished driving two of them out side. The THIRD is going to be make into pork and eatten. Hmmmm, poooork.

Kids, time to clean up the mess. Got get the Fenton Broom and Fenton Mop! I'll be else were slaughtering a pig!

Comments

[sairen_haria]

So I can finally unlock my room now?

......

I feel sorry for Mr. Piggy....

[ghostfudge]

Yes you can. Now either help clean the mess or help butcher the pig.

I'm guessign you're gonna go clean.

[sairen_haria]

Yes, I'm gonna go clean.

I really, really feel sorry for Mr. Piggy.

[lit_master]

You sure you don't want to go say hi to Mr. Piggy? They're really nice. And Jack hasn't been mean to the two outside.

[lit_master]

Are you really going to wait the month for ham to cure? You're more desperate than I thought.

The stores never stopped selling pork. So why go through all the trouble of bathing your garage in blood to get something you can just go to the corner store to get?

[ghostfudge]

MAYBE.

...It is more fun this way. weee, butcher knives!

[lit_master]

From now on only Maddie is allowed to come to parent-teacher conferences.

Also, learn how to do it first. I don't want you to make the kids sick becaue you couldn't tie off intestines correctly.

[ghostfudge]

...I was allowed to go to parent teacher conferences?

I already know how to do this! I helped Sir and Mama when I was a kid.

[xpsychologistx]

So you're finished chasing the pigs around? I'll go clean, though I don't see why you get into some kind of prank war with Mr. Lancer and we have to clean up after it.

Do you really need to kill the pig? Where are you going to do it? I'll have to make sure to avoid that area.

[lit_master]

That's right. How can Jack conscript you three into doing the clean up? I don't have anyone to clean up when he pranks me, I don't see why he should have help cleaning when I prank him.

[ghostfudge]

Cause I"m a father and you're not. duh.

[xpsychologistx]

That is quite unfair, but it's not like I can just say no. The house would stay messy and we'll all have to live with it like that.