i forgot to tie my shoes before i left the house this morning

[ghostmanont3rd]

javier handcuffed me to a file cabinet at work and then farted on my foot. such torture oh such torture. new carpet smells bad. random? yes. unnecessary? nope.

Comments

[thelittlewang]

omg you got a job!? haha where at?!

[lizerrd_head]

farts are wondeful

ey tu!!!

[xxsexy_angelxx]

I called your cell phone and it had changed, i told javier like 3 months ago to tell you to call me be he never did :( call me please cell # 832-620-0754