how many days does it take to write a retarded report?
2 weeks before report is due
Dutifully writes report due date in red marker in uni diary. Underline it. Twice. Whoohoo lets engage in Azn socialisation activity - K! WHAAA WHAAA I can't sing in tune... WHAAA WHAAAH listen to me wail like a dying cat....OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!XD...
1 week before report is due
Oh, umm, lets go on WebCT and download everything... dum dee dum, omg its soooo slow.... lets watch something on youtube!!!! aww that is the cutest thing I have ever seen!Omg I must watch more diaper commercials in the future!
5 days before report is due
I better start on that report for security... oh it's only 600 words... omg PEARL Harbour is on channel with long commercial breaks I have to watch it! Oh it's so sad. No Danny! Danny! *sob*
3 days before report
Where is that stupid diary with all the dates in it... Grr, stupid o-week ads... my god I can't find anything... Calls friend "Oh Hai Munchkins mmmmwah... Can I get the due date for..."... "OMG did SHE sleep with __________ on the porche?"..."OMG I'm coming over. We like need to have a gossip session"
2 days before report due
O mai, so dead from booze nite before... I fink I'll sleep in a bit more....
Fook, it's only 3pm ... so waaaaystaaad
1 day before report due
Have intense bitch session about how scrood i am to anyone who would listen on msn.
Write a huge note on FB detailing my scrood up lyf. OMG AIM SO SKROOD!
1 am on day report is due
Mmm I'm hungry lah... lets fix a tastee sambwich lah... mmm
Fhhhh, so ... emasculation, sublimation, buhhhhhhhhh National piracy law....
8am on day report is due
need sleep, gawd why assignment so BS... omg got to get up to uni to hand this in hard copy no wai.... JUST SCROO IT I'll do it tomolo lah... *snore... oink oink*
1 day after report is due
GAH printer jammage... WHY ME... why god hate me lah. I can't do anything. so scroo.... *bitch somemore on fb & lj*
2 day after report is due
Damntydamndamn -20% for each day report is due late... wah unless illness or misadventure?... *spends rest of day trying to forge a med cert*
3 day after report is due
mai gawd, I already lost 60%, sooo scroo
gah teh gay... I'll try more on next major assignment lah... I'm gonna go K to sing my depression off....