"...those little rat bastards."

[ghosttownarcade]

If there was one way i could spend every morning, it would be exactly as i spent this one (see also: sarcasm). Now for those of you who've not yet had the pleasure of listening to me belligerently rant about how i spent my morning, i shall detail it (as well as an event of last night which contributed to my ornery nature) in the following

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[_frylock]

Wonderful revenge plot, dearie.

haha

[jordo2117]

nice cameron! i hope that you waking them up every 45 minutes, doesn't get u in trouble!

[silencefades]

i like the quote from a clockwork orange in there. very clever way to use it.

nice.

[brendizzle]

we've been kinda at eachother's throats for a while but i liked your creative way of trying to kill the seagulls in your last entry and thought you should know that if you really want to get rid of them just wrap a tablet of Alka-seltser in a piece of bread. when they eat it their stomachs will explode. its fun to watch them fly away and then fall out of the sky.

Re: nice.

[korimickster]

I have heard of this, but does it really work?

I cannot get my silly hands on any Alka seltser....

Re: nice.

[brendizzle]

oh it works...we did it up north

[anonymous]

hotter-than-sex