MEME ATTACK
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
not really.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
anytime really.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
north
4. Do you masturbate?
Do I breathe?
5. How often?
daily?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers. quicker.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes. :)
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Eh. Occasionally. Doesn't really turn me on though.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Sex ought to be close to a wrestling match.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Mostly?
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money. Mostly due to not entirely believing in "love"
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
umm. None?
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'm fairly laid back about sexuality, so no. Unless you count a lack of sex as a transgression.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Romance? Um. A bed. Definitely a bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Dunno about weird, but doing it in a car is rather awkward.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not yet, bound to happen I suppose.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope. Don't intend to either.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope, but most of these are invalid as I am not a regular drinker and don't frequent bars.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed, yes sexed no. And the kissing was more of a joke sort of thing.
24. What's your sexuality?
Straight.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
no, don't think I could swing it in a public place, but I haven't tried either.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yus.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Almost. As in I had a very viable opportunity and turned it down due to my work ethic.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yarr.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nope.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Se previous answer of No.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably? I'm sure there are some on the internet somewhere.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No. That is just bad manners.
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
..yes.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
....yes
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Maybe? Not sure if I care.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Reverse cowgirl. Definitely.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Cunnilingus
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not yet.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Hmmm. Hard to say. I don't really know.
Well. That was fun.