the only good thing about christmas is that a lot of people died today and i have the peace of mind that many family's holiday experience has been ruined. a little payback for the terrible traffic. i got offered another opprotunity to be a funeral director today but i turned it down. they will not give me weekends free and it is my mere little ( Read more... )

i got a great new man bag today alla heather. its getting weird how much i have to wear that came from her...odd ( Read more... )

Last night me and wayne headed off to pick up a great old casket. and we did! while the story is not overly exciting in itself it was a lot of fun and there are so many great things to be done with it ( Read more... )

as i sit here, dreary with exhaustion, im able to conjure up some very keen observations on life and the world around me. the formost observation, and its implications, is this ( Read more... )

Jordan went to ralphs on a fair wednesday afternoon to by burritos from the deli for his family. when he arrived he had to slowly aproach the counter as was unuasual due to his regular brisk stride. The sole reason for this impedence was a big fat woman in a motorized cart and her nasty little urchin of a daughter. The little girl was no younger ( Read more... )

Word is getting around that im quitting and i am becoming quit unpopular at work. i apparantly have betrayed everyone because im such a "funeral guy". i dont know what that means but whatever. i have a funeral tomorow at 730 so i must go.

friday night i made may way into the ventura theatre with lindsay to see the greatest ska band ever. and you know what, they kinda suck. six years ago it would have been fun but thirteen year olds tryingto get crazy on a friday is not an enjoyable crowd. i like them hardcore kids who nodd their heads slowly with their eyes closed. polite ones them ( Read more... )

Jordan was going to make a cd for heather ( Read more... )

this morning i wore my "jesse" outfit to work. layers, i mean layers. shirt, tie, sweat shirt, suit coat. i dont mean to brag but i was one sexy grim reaper today ( Read more... )

First thing this morning i was off and running with a hot cup of coco, donuts, adn some elvis on the radio. Snuggled warmly in my black sweatshirt and grey scarf. A dead man awaited me in and hour away and what a guy. He built his own wooden box for his ashes to be put in! that is tough! anyhoo a bus of old people drove past as i was loading him in ( Read more... )