Meme Madness: Morning After

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MORNING AFTER MEME!!!

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Finn Hudson | Glee

[finnsensitive]

[iwillbeastar]

Hmm....?

[finnsensitive]

Do you know why we're sharing a bed?

[iwillbeastar]

[Rachel shook her head slowly.]

I don't.

[finnsensitive]

I usually rely on you to tell me what's going on when I'm confused. I really can't remember what happened last night.

[iwillbeastar]

[Rachel sighed, putting a hand to her forehead as she closed her eyes.]

I don't remember anything yet....

Omg I had to. The idea is too funny.

[dontcrysammy]

[Sam rolls over in his sleep and stretches out his arm, hitting Finn in the face with his hand. Thwack it goes.]

SINN! LOLOLOL

[finnsensitive]

[Finn, previously dead to the world lets out a loud yelp. Cracking his eyes open, he gives Sam a dirty dirty glare.] Oww. What was that for, dude?

[Wait... Sam?!? What the hell happened last night?] Why are you in my bed?!?

BAHAHAHA I'M DYING

[dontcrysammy]

[The first thing Sam sees when he opens his eyes is... a puffy pyramid nipple. He doesn't even have to look at the owner to know who that belongs to.]

Your bed? I'm not in your bed, dude. It's my bed. [Turns out they fight for bed ownership like they fight for the same football position.]

ditto

[finnsensitive]

No way. This is totally my bed. Look at the... oh. Where are we?

[dontcrysammy]

Look at wha... Yeah, okay, this isn't my bed. [Or Finn's from the sound of it.] I have no idea.

[finnsensitive]

[He shifts to a seated position, causing the sheets to fall from his shoulders. Hmm. Shirtless. That's not unusual. He sleeps like that all the time, even if it's usually alone. What's not usual is the fact that he's (and he's too afraid to confirm, but it feels like it so...) apparently stark naked below the waist as well.] I remember partying with Puck. God why'd we let him talk us into drinking?

[dontcrysammy]

Because we're idiots. [Sam groans into his pillow, then suddenly sits upright.]

What if there's a tiger in the bathroom?

[finnsensitive]

This isn't The Hangover, dude. You're not Bradley Cooper. We're fine. There is no tiger. But I'll check anyway.

[And Finn stands up, sheets falling away, confirming his earlier suspicions.]

[dontcrysammy]

I do an awesome Bradley Cooper impression. [He puts on a stupid voice.] Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice--

[And suddenly Sam sees a whole lot of naked Finn. Suddenly those lines he just quoted feel real appropriate now.] Maybe you should put on some pants first. Just in case the tiger decides to take a swipe at your... Seriously, put on some pants.

[finnsensitive]

[Personally, Finn thinks his impression sucks, but before he can say anything, Sam's bringing up his lack of pants.] Oh. Yeah. That might be good, but I don't know how much it'll protect me if there is one.

[It takes him a few minutes of searching to find his pants, but after tugging them on, Finn tip toes to the bathroom.] Oh. My. Crap. Sam?! Tiger. Tiger in the bathroom. Holy crap.