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ghraphite

Charted Territory

Jul 11, 2009 02:00

Title: UnCharted Territory
Characters: The Doctor, Donna Noble
Summary: Just lift your shirt and I can steer us out of here.
Rating: PG for a couple of swear words
Word Count: 1200
Disclaimer: totally mine. Ignore what the lawyers say.
A/N: Grew from a crackpot idea I had when reading The Unrealities of Summer by lilianvaldemyer

( Life support is failing. )

fic : doctor who

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poshlil July 11 2009, 07:25:46 UTC

LOL. Oh, thank you for linking me to this, it's hilarious! I cannot honestly do justice to crack of my own after this. Well done you!!

ghraphite July 11 2009, 16:35:29 UTC

THERE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH CRACKFIC, GIRL! *wheedles* Please?

poshlil July 12 2009, 01:22:28 UTC

I'll do my best. ;) I've got a thesis and three challenge fics to write, which no doubt will be procrastinated immensely. Crackfic could just be the right method i need. "Variation on a theme of crack" i'll call it. And together we shall spawn crackfics across the cosmos... MWA HA HA.

ghraphite July 13 2009, 11:29:52 UTC

Watch me cheering you on: *\o/* Crackfic - Yes, we can!

After all, the Doctor doesn't yet know that if you squint just so at Donna's left calf, the freckles there make the constellation of Casterborous (sp?). He'll think it's destiny or something like it. The poor man still hasn't found out that the universe is a mean jokster and likes to screw with his mind.

And thus, the Empire of the Crack was born.

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shining_moment July 11 2009, 11:09:38 UTC

Oh this is wonderful!!

ghraphite July 11 2009, 16:37:09 UTC

*grins* You know that Donna slapped him right across the Control Room for this. (Not that he doesn't deserve it occasionally.)

unforeseen_77 July 11 2009, 11:56:58 UTC

Lol, this is awesome :D

ghraphite July 11 2009, 16:38:08 UTC

The Doctor was probably smarting for weeks from the bruises Donna's 'talk' gave him.

unforeseen_77 July 13 2009, 08:11:21 UTC

Hehe awww the poor thing is probably still going to be hurting for while xP.
Maybe now he'll learn to keep his mouth shut? xD.

Lol, what am I saying?! He never does xD.
*shakes head* Poor Ten, him and his big mouth getting him into trouble.

raptorgirl July 11 2009, 15:27:12 UTC

This is hilarious! I LOL'd at "insane toilet brush." And eep, pervy Doctor taking pictures of her in her sleep! The last two sections were just perfect.

going AU ghraphite July 11 2009, 16:31:52 UTC

In my head, the Doctor was all, "I'm not pervy. That was mere scientific interest. I've never ogled any woman's back - cross my hearts and swear on the grave of the Master..." and then this happened: (So, for this, I blame you.)

"I'm not a pervy alien voyeur. Well, I am an alien but I'm not a pervy voyeur. Can't you see how amazing that is, Donna? You've got the stars on your back! I wonder if Lucius Dextrus meant that with his soothsaying. Remember good ole Lucius? He was spot on with that. He he, spot on ... see what I did there ( ... )

Re: going AU raptorgirl July 11 2009, 19:08:42 UTC

:LOL: This, too, is hilarious. Blame away. :)

katherine_b July 11 2009, 17:37:17 UTC

*lol* This is magnificent! Poor Donna, but I'm glad she can help to save the day. ;-)

ghraphite July 13 2009, 11:31:23 UTC

Donna Noble: bride, supertemp and DoctorDonna - saving the day since 2006. :)