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[giantdeathrobot]

Why is it that there's always one asshole in a tabletop group? I'm beginning to think it's a rule. Someone always brings in a significant other, or a friend, or a friend of a friend who's an asshole. It never fails

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[genchou]

Oh, I'll do more than just puncture his fucking balls. I'll make a smoothie out of his dick and serve it to him.

And of course my character hugged the pally. Because Gailardia's the most adorable undead ever. And if douchemonkey says "Hurr hurr, GAYLORDIA" one more time, I'm stapling his mouth shut.

Can't wait for him to be kicked out.

[giantdeathrobot]

I know, right? Gai's a sweetheart, and so's his player. Not to mention he's fifty times more useful in battle than the jackass barbarian.

Pretty sure the GM will be telling him and his buddy to hit the road soon. He's talked about maybe giving us an NPC to pull healing duty until we get someone else, since Gai can't always act as healer if he's fighting.

[kaidan_the_bat]

Might I go on record as stating that I despise the phrase "man up". In my mind it translates to "Don't you dare show any emotion or compassion, those are for women and gay men and are therefore a sign of weakness. Be as big an asshole as you can be, right goddamn now."

This guy should be glad I'm not in the same tabletop group as you guys. Chances are I would have ripped him a new one already, especially if he tried hitting on me.

[giantdeathrobot]

Pretty much. The typical American ideal of manhood is a macho asshole. It never means anything good, and only entails appearing "tough" and "badass" enough for your fellow males.