[ private / probably hackable because he seriously could not care less, and also knowing how to use computers is for celibate nerds ]
BIG SURPRISE NUMBER ONE: I've got zero interest in interacting with anyone in this world. Talking countries and magical healing powers - sounds like one of Newbie's daydreams, or wet dreams, and oh my god stopping that line of thought right now because BIG WHO CARES? All I've got are a bunch of people biting at the chance to disagree and fight with me, which is just so similar to home that I don't even care. Which brings me to!
BIG SURPRISE NUMBER TWO: I've got enough people at Sacred Heart to disagree and fight with, and oh would you look at that, it all leads back to I've got zero interest in interacting with anyone in this world. All the therapy in the world won't get rid of my rage, but it has taught me to channel it! And clearly channeling it toward fearful, dutiful employees and stupid patients who don't know how to take care of themselves is a better use of my time.
BIG SURPRISE NUMBER THREE: No one else has showed up here, which is actually ALMOST a real surprise because for the most part they're all sheep in human clothing, though less with the bleeting and more with the following me around mindlessly! Apparently they're less stupid than I thought, because they had the common sense to STAY HOME.
ACTUAL SURPRISE NUMBER ONE: I don't want to help anyone here. They've got crazy bullshit shaman voodoo Krishna magic, they don't need me. There's a first time for everything.