That which survives

[giantsloth]

Why yes, I do have a survival kit. And what a survival kit it is

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[terribleturnip]

Don't you find the twee-ometer a pain going through security, though? I've given up. "Just wand me" I say as I approach the arch. Thankfully, mine's implanted near my navel, so I think they just assume I'm packing a major piercing...

[giantsloth]

I think my twee-o-meter reads as fillings at the airport x-ray, because it's implanted in my jaw. At least, I think that's where it is. I tend to grind my teeth when I encounter dangerous levels of twee.