Tweets for Today

[gib]

• 15:57 Just had a large wooden splinter surgically removed from my ass. It took three doctors. This injury is not for the modest. #
• 19:16 @ gilana I slid to the left on a picnic bench, and embedded a large match stick splinter deep into my bum. It required ultrasound to locate. #

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Comments

[bergenboi]

arrrrrrrrrrgh.

[suebeect]

Only you, man. Only you...

[haptotrope]

You've been messing with Chastity again, haven't you?