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There are sharks on the island
Yesterday I traveled 3 and a half hours to St. Louis to see They Might Be Giants in concert. I have been to a handful of rock concerts, and this was easily the best. With a hilarious opening band (that consisted of a ukalele player that sang love songs and a girl that played the glockenspiel), an explosive beginning version of "Boss of Me", an ( Read more... ) -
Those may be Windmills
In less than a week I will be seeing They Might Be Giants in concert in St. Louis. Be jealous. Especially you, Brenna. -
I'm kinda retarded
So last week I got news that my SRI score (stands for Scholastic Reading...Igloo? I dunno...it is a reading comprehension test of some sort) was very low. Low like a score of 300 (which is very low. It means I'm stupid. Very stupid. Like Bush stupid ( Read more... ) -
Jason takes Manhattan...but not really
Usually Friday The 13th movies aren't scary, engaging, or even funny. But the 8th time was the charm! Friday the 13th part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan is funny from beginning to end. Within the first 5 minutes there is a sex scene. And by sex scene, I mean these teenagers are awkwardly trying to do dirty things and then Jason kills them...but ( Read more... ) -
Heder, you fat lard, learn to act!
Question: How do you make a movie about geeks who play baseball starring Rob Schneider, Jon Lovitz, and David Spade any worse than it could already be ( Read more... ) -
Red Diamond
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OMG LOL!!!!!
OMG!!! so 2day wuz crzzzzy! i wok up cuz my phone rang and it wasnt even for me it was soooooo funny i was like whut!? why isnt it 4 me lol~!!!! so i was awake so i got up n got online so i checked my myspace and i was talkin to dis chick online. she was talkin bout this boi she likes but he dosnt lik her cuz he likes her sister!!!!!1 that is ( Read more... ) -
Mexico: Where Dreams Come True
My 2006 Spring Break was spent in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico with HTV. I thought Mexico would be not be very great. I assumed the resort would be very nice (and it was) and that things would be cheaper (not really) and that it would be poor or dirty of something (probably terrible of me, but parts were. So there). But there were a few things that ( Read more... ) -
Edgar Allen Poe would love "King of the Hill"
So months ago, for my Engish class, we did a unit on parody. We were supposed to write a short parody of "The Raven" by Edgar Allen Poe. And because (a) it's awesome, (b) it's random, and (c) I got to use the name "Lenore", I did a (relatively lenghty) parody about the show "King of the Hill". I am bringing this up now because it is going to some ( Read more... ) -
...and Justice for Most
As I'm sure most of you know, there has been a big controversy over a college professor comparing George W. Bush to Adolph Hitler in a lecture. Now this teacher is in big trouble and the country is divided on the issue of whether or not free speech is covers what has been said or whether or not it is unpatriotic to speak out against the president ( Read more... )