It's That Time Again
SantaClaus: Ho, ho, ho! Santa here again.
I'm on my way and typing and flying isn't so easy! I'm just coming up to Moscow now and I want to make extra sure all of my AIM helpers got my holiday tip:
You can WIN an MP3 player and get FREE playlists sent from MusicNowPlaylist! Just IM it and opt in!
This is the last you'll hear from me until next year so, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Gibson Justice: Meri Kurisumasu, Santa-san~
SantaClaus: Hey. You're back. Tonight's the big night! Can you feel the Christmas spirt?
Gibson Justice: I sure can!
SantaClaus: Excellent! You are certainly getting on my Good List. I think you should opt in NOW to get your own playlist and a chance to WIN an MP3 player from AOL Music Now.
Or just type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.
Gibson Justice: Oh, you sell out.
SantaClaus: Pardon me?
Gibson Justice: Nothing...nothing at all!
SantaClaus: Well, we won't get very far with this conversation then will we?
Gibson Justice: Nope!
SantaClaus: I'm sorry then. Why don't you type, menu for a list of things the elves have left for you?
Gibson Justice: Nah, I'm good. I play with elves all year round, too, you know.
SantaClaus: What about elves?
Gibson Justice: Old age getting to you after all the centuries?
SantaClaus: Take a moment, collect your thoughts, and try asking me another way. O.K. ?
Gibson Justice: Oh, no, we're not playing this game again.
SantaClaus: Holiday Games
1 - Holiday Hangman
2 - Holiday Song Shuffle
3 - Santa's Sudoku (for your overachieving elf)
Gibson Justice: Cute, really.
SantaClaus: Mm hm.
Gibson Justice: I want to talk to Santa Mai instead. =/
SantaClaus: I've noted it. Anything else?
Gibson Justice: Well, if you aren't going to let me talk to her, tell her to bring me Carmie for Christmas!
SantaClaus: Whoa! Ho! Ho! slow down there! That's quite a lot for a man of my age to wrap his head around. Would you mind trying some shorter questions?
Gibson Justice: It wasn't really a question...like every year!
SantaClaus: Mm hm, now we are getting somewhere.
Gibson Justice: If you say so, Santa.
SantaClaus: Type menu to get your to do list for the holidays.
Gibson Justice: Just remember the air holes.
SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!
Gibson Justice: ...on second thought, forget it, you're too creepy to trust with that one.
SantaClaus: Why did you say that?
Gibson Justice: Oh, Santa, you're a card. A giant Christmas card. Maybe a cardian.
SantaClaus: Even Santa has to send Christmas cards. I found this link that might make it a little easier.
Send Greetings
Gibson Justice: Ah, well, at least you aren't like the evil robot Santa on Futurama.
SantaClaus: Ho! Ho!
Gibson Justice: How's Mrs. Claus, anyway?
SantaClaus:
I could say the same thing to you -- and I will. How indeed?
Gibson Justice: I...ew...don't even want to touch that one.
SantaClaus: Can I ask YOU something?
Gibson Justice: Sure.
SantaClaus: Which color are you more partial to? You know, like if it were clothing or something.
Someone asked to find out for them.
1 -- Black
2 -- White
3 -- Rose
4 -- Beige
Gibson Justice: I...uh...1, since there's no green.
SantaClaus: Excellent.
Gibson Justice: Nor purple. What's wrong with you?
SantaClaus:
It's not so much the 'what' as it is the 'why'.
Gibson Justice: ...why are you wrong?
SantaClaus: I am the one and only Santa Claus. Pleased to meet you.
Gibson Justice: Old age can be a truly disabling problem, it seems.
SantaClaus: Interesting. Type menu.
Gibson Justice: Well, I've had enough early this year. Got a family thing soon. Bai~
SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit
Gibson Justice: I'll play my own music, comrade. Shoo~
SantaClaus: This is MY AOL Music Now profile!
Type a number to hear what I'm listening to.
1 - All Hotlists, Playlists & Stations
2 - All Artists in My Library
3 - All Genres in My Library
4 - My Top Artists
5 - My Top Albums
6 - My Top Playlists
7 - My Top Hotlists
8 - My Top Stations
9 - My Top Fans
To set up your own profile just go to AOL Music Now.
Gibson Justice: la la la not reading
SantaClaus: May I ask you a question?
Gibson Justice: no
SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.
Gibson Justice: You too.
SantaClaus: Oh, Dear. It's the elves again isn't it? Try typing menu; I've got a plan to get you in the Christmas spirit.
Gibson Justice: ...yeah, okay, bye.
SantaClaus: Good bye and don't forget this is the time of year to reflect, be with family, and wish other's peace and goodness. Merry Christmas to you!
Gibson Justice: How sweet. <3
SantaClaus:
I'm sure there are many ways. I have my magic. You have AOL
Gibson Justice: And THE POWER OF LOVE
SantaClaus: Well, we don't make soul mates here at the workshop. Part of life's challenge is for you to find love for yourself. Is there anything else you would like?
Gibson Justice: Well, you could try porting all the DoA games to the Playstation series of consoles for me.
SantaClaus: Oh, my. That is a mouthful. I'm so busy typing to so many children, could you send me a slightly smaller note?
Gibson Justice: But, no, really, tata!
SantaClaus: O.K. Scrooge. Type menu to try a fresh start.
Gibson Justice: And I still know it's you, Tracha.
SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing.