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002 - Audio

Nov 12, 2011 13:13

I'm getting tired of people asking after the hawks. If you really want to know, myself and a friend released them. Chaining birds up so you can use them is a travesty and I won't allow it while I'm here. They deserve to fly free and hunt as they will.

You're welcome for the taste of freedom in this dreary place.

!ic, !game: halloways keep, ecoterrorist, trollface, iramaat

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[audio] needsnobottle November 13 2011, 03:32:47 UTC

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Except I didn't taste anything.

[audio] gift_of_earth November 14 2011, 17:53:47 UTC

Perhaps you should try harder.

[audio] needsnobottle November 14 2011, 18:46:51 UTC

[There's a smacking sound--maybe she's licking her lips?]

Wait, maybe...nope, that's just my toothpaste. [And here she mumbles.] Which I'm nearly out of...

[audio] gift_of_earth November 14 2011, 18:57:00 UTC

What is toothpaste?

[Seriously, what is it?]

[audio] needsnobottle November 14 2011, 19:03:30 UTC

[...Seriously?]

It's glue. To keep your teeth in your head.

[OBVIOUSLY.]

[audio] gift_of_earth November 14 2011, 19:08:59 UTC

[She's from ye olde medieval tech level. Give her a break.]

...people need that sort of thing?

[Dear her, how horrifying.]

[audio] needsnobottle November 14 2011, 19:19:33 UTC

[Sorry, Iramaat, Tammy is one of these worst people to educate you about the finer points of the modern age.]

Well, yeah. How else would you propose keeping them in place?

[audio] gift_of_earth November 14 2011, 19:21:39 UTC

By virtue of clean living and a decent cleaning...?

[Oh man, what if she overlooked that...]

[audio] needsnobottle November 14 2011, 19:22:46 UTC

Sure, but what if someone knocks your teeth out? World's a dangerous place.

[audio] gift_of_earth November 14 2011, 19:24:22 UTC

Well, yes, but that is a hazard one takes when one gets into fights.

[And when you can change your shape, it doesn't come up much.]

[audio] needsnobottle November 14 2011, 19:25:38 UTC

Sure. And the paste is a necessary evil for people who find themselves at the blunt end of another person's fist.

[audio] gift_of_earth November 14 2011, 19:47:42 UTC

Such a strange technology.....

[audio] needsnobottle November 14 2011, 19:51:38 UTC

Yeah, I guess so.

[And she can't help laughing now.]

[audio] gift_of_earth November 14 2011, 20:03:42 UTC

[Iramaat doesn't pick up on the laugh just yet, she's still puzzling over this toothpaste stuff.]

Are you often under threat of being punched in the mouth in this castle?

[audio] needsnobottle November 14 2011, 20:18:55 UTC

Depends on the company you're keeping. But that's anyplace, really.

But let's just say I'm not too sure everyone here is playing with a full deck of cards.

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