Writer's Block: On Your Tombstone

[gift_2_humanity]

Boone Carlyle, because that's how you spell my name.

Hey, is it just me or are these things being directed at me?

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[not_a_savage]

I think so. Call Livejournal.

[gift_2_humanity]

Yeah, that'll go well.

'Hello, Livejournal? Yeah, this is Boone Carlyle. I was just wondering if you were stalking me. ... Hm? Yes, Boone Carlyle like the guy from LOST. ... Why, yes, I did die, actually. ... Where am I? Well, Zombie Land by Craphole Island. ... Hello?'

[not_a_savage]

At least it would get them listening?

[gift_2_humanity]

I think it'd get them banning me and sending the people in white coats after me.