Stolen from Isaac
Are you over 18?
Yes.
How many years have you voted?
For as long as I was allowed to.
Are you over 21?
Yeah.
What is your registered political party?
Liberal Democrat.
What was your mom’s political party?
Democrat.
What was your dad’s political party?
Don't know, don't really care.
What year did you register to vote?
Four years ago.
What did you register as?
Democrat.
Would you vote for someone that was of a different political party?
If I felt their politics were good, sure, I guess.
Did you vote in the 2000 election?
Yes.
Who did you vote for?
Gore.
Did you vote in the 2004 election?
Yes.
Who did you vote for?
Kerry.
Will you vote in the 2008 election?
Of course.
Who will you vote for?
Obama.
What was your family’s religion?
We never really had one.
Did both of your parents share that?
Sure.
Did you follow it when you were young?
Yup.
Do you follow that now?
Oh yeah, definitely.
What is your current religion?
Nothing.
What is a good thing about religion?
It gives people something to strive for, a goal they want to achieve.
What is a bad thing about religion?
It can turn people into mindless sheep, and it has been the cause of a lot of negative feelings.
Are you strict with your religious beliefs?
Definitely, I follow nothing quite devoutly.
What God (if any) do you believe in?
None.
Is your religion strict with sexuality?
Nope.
What about homosexuality?
Even less so.
Do you believe in sex before marriage?
Oh no, definitely not. People should wait until they've been married for five years before having sex, and then, only for children.
Do you practice birth control?
Don't really need to, actually.
Does a heaven like place exist?
Could.
Does a hell like place exist?
If the heaven from above exists, then hell would, too.
Does what you do on earth affect what happens when you die?
If they're really there, then sure.
Are you pro-choice?
Yes.
Why or Why Not?
Because a woman should be able to have a say in what happens with her body, not anyone else.
Has anyone you know ever had an abortion?
Yes.
Do you still love them?
Why wouldn't I?
Do you still talk to them?
Again, why wouldn't I?
Have you ever had an abortion?
Not yet. But who knows what could happen with modern technology.
Would you have an abortion?
If I got pregnant and didn't want to have the baby, maybe.
What is the appropriate age to have kids?
52.
Should drugs be legalized?
It depends. If the drugs have medicinal purposes, yes.
Why or Why Not?
Because then they'd have some contribution to make.
Have you ever done drugs?
Sure.
What drugs?
Different kinds.
Have you ever done heroin?
No.
Do you currently do drugs?
No.
Where do you get them?
You can get drugs anywhere. Pharmacy, for instance.
Do you agree pornography harms children’s minds?
Just look at the way I turned out.
How about homosexual pornography?
See above answer.
Where should we draw the line for minors under 16?
As a general law? No one under 18 should be viewed in a sexual way.
Do you look at porn?
Sure. Don't most people?
What kind of porn?
Interesting looking porn.
Do you look at homosexual porn?
It's my favorite kind.
Rate Bush from 1 to 10 on his presidency recently.
-1,000
How about in 2004?
Same.
2000?
Most people were still stupid, but a lot of us were wise already.
2001?
The public was fooled into maybe having hope for him, but I never put much stock in him.
2005?
Even worse.
If there was a bill to impeach him- would you sign it?
Definitely. In a heartbeat.
Do you listen to political TV or radio?
Yes.
Do you subscribe to any political magazines?
No, I do most of my political reading on the internet. Besides, they have the magazines there, too.
Are you married?
Nope.
Do you think gays and lesbians should have to right to marriage?
Sure.
Which ones gay or lesbians?
If you sanction one, you have to do the same for the other.
Why or Why Not?
Because everyone should have the right to make themselves miserable.
What does it mean to be bisexual?
To be attracted to both males and females.
What does it mean to be bi-curious?
You're an idiot. You haven't quite figured out what you want yet.
What does it mean to be straight?
Straight - adj. the bane of existence to gay men and lesbians. That you only like the opposite sex.
Is there such a thing as straight?
Unfortunately. Yup.
What does it mean to be gay?
To like members of your own gender.
What does it mean to be a lesbian?
To be a female and like other females.
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
No, never done that. It's what I prefer to do, thanks.
Have you ever had a sexual encounter with a member of the same sex?
Yup.
Have you ever had intercourse with a member of the same sex?
Mhmm.
What would you do if your friend came out gay?
Hope they were the one I wanted to have sex with.
How about your parents?
My dad might be, who knows?
Your partner?
Well, I'd hope they'd be gay.
Would you still love all of them?
Of course.
Is being gay a sin?
If so, I'm going to hell, happily, too.
Do you use sex toys?
Yup.
Should a minor be allowed to access pornography?
Depends on their age.
How about a sex toy?
As long as they don't know what it is.
What is the appropriate age for sex?
Whenever you feel ready for it. It changes from person to person.
How old were you when you started having sex?
Sixteen.
List 5 fetishes you have:
Depends. When I'm submissive: BDSM, dirty talk, and threesomes. When I'm dominant: licking and sadism.
Yes.
How many years have you voted?
For as long as I was allowed to.
Are you over 21?
Yeah.
What is your registered political party?
Liberal Democrat.
What was your mom’s political party?
Democrat.
What was your dad’s political party?
Don't know, don't really care.
What year did you register to vote?
Four years ago.
What did you register as?
Democrat.
Would you vote for someone that was of a different political party?
If I felt their politics were good, sure, I guess.
Did you vote in the 2000 election?
Yes.
Who did you vote for?
Gore.
Did you vote in the 2004 election?
Yes.
Who did you vote for?
Kerry.
Will you vote in the 2008 election?
Of course.
Who will you vote for?
Obama.
What was your family’s religion?
We never really had one.
Did both of your parents share that?
Sure.
Did you follow it when you were young?
Yup.
Do you follow that now?
Oh yeah, definitely.
What is your current religion?
Nothing.
What is a good thing about religion?
It gives people something to strive for, a goal they want to achieve.
What is a bad thing about religion?
It can turn people into mindless sheep, and it has been the cause of a lot of negative feelings.
Are you strict with your religious beliefs?
Definitely, I follow nothing quite devoutly.
What God (if any) do you believe in?
None.
Is your religion strict with sexuality?
Nope.
What about homosexuality?
Even less so.
Do you believe in sex before marriage?
Oh no, definitely not. People should wait until they've been married for five years before having sex, and then, only for children.
Do you practice birth control?
Don't really need to, actually.
Does a heaven like place exist?
Could.
Does a hell like place exist?
If the heaven from above exists, then hell would, too.
Does what you do on earth affect what happens when you die?
If they're really there, then sure.
Are you pro-choice?
Yes.
Why or Why Not?
Because a woman should be able to have a say in what happens with her body, not anyone else.
Has anyone you know ever had an abortion?
Yes.
Do you still love them?
Why wouldn't I?
Do you still talk to them?
Again, why wouldn't I?
Have you ever had an abortion?
Not yet. But who knows what could happen with modern technology.
Would you have an abortion?
If I got pregnant and didn't want to have the baby, maybe.
What is the appropriate age to have kids?
52.
Should drugs be legalized?
It depends. If the drugs have medicinal purposes, yes.
Why or Why Not?
Because then they'd have some contribution to make.
Have you ever done drugs?
Sure.
What drugs?
Different kinds.
Have you ever done heroin?
No.
Do you currently do drugs?
No.
Where do you get them?
You can get drugs anywhere. Pharmacy, for instance.
Do you agree pornography harms children’s minds?
Just look at the way I turned out.
How about homosexual pornography?
See above answer.
Where should we draw the line for minors under 16?
As a general law? No one under 18 should be viewed in a sexual way.
Do you look at porn?
Sure. Don't most people?
What kind of porn?
Interesting looking porn.
Do you look at homosexual porn?
It's my favorite kind.
Rate Bush from 1 to 10 on his presidency recently.
-1,000
How about in 2004?
Same.
2000?
Most people were still stupid, but a lot of us were wise already.
2001?
The public was fooled into maybe having hope for him, but I never put much stock in him.
2005?
Even worse.
If there was a bill to impeach him- would you sign it?
Definitely. In a heartbeat.
Do you listen to political TV or radio?
Yes.
Do you subscribe to any political magazines?
No, I do most of my political reading on the internet. Besides, they have the magazines there, too.
Are you married?
Nope.
Do you think gays and lesbians should have to right to marriage?
Sure.
Which ones gay or lesbians?
If you sanction one, you have to do the same for the other.
Why or Why Not?
Because everyone should have the right to make themselves miserable.
What does it mean to be bisexual?
To be attracted to both males and females.
What does it mean to be bi-curious?
You're an idiot. You haven't quite figured out what you want yet.
What does it mean to be straight?
Straight - adj. the bane of existence to gay men and lesbians. That you only like the opposite sex.
Is there such a thing as straight?
Unfortunately. Yup.
What does it mean to be gay?
To like members of your own gender.
What does it mean to be a lesbian?
To be a female and like other females.
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
No, never done that. It's what I prefer to do, thanks.
Have you ever had a sexual encounter with a member of the same sex?
Yup.
Have you ever had intercourse with a member of the same sex?
Mhmm.
What would you do if your friend came out gay?
Hope they were the one I wanted to have sex with.
How about your parents?
My dad might be, who knows?
Your partner?
Well, I'd hope they'd be gay.
Would you still love all of them?
Of course.
Is being gay a sin?
If so, I'm going to hell, happily, too.
Do you use sex toys?
Yup.
Should a minor be allowed to access pornography?
Depends on their age.
How about a sex toy?
As long as they don't know what it is.
What is the appropriate age for sex?
Whenever you feel ready for it. It changes from person to person.
How old were you when you started having sex?
Sixteen.
List 5 fetishes you have:
Depends. When I'm submissive: BDSM, dirty talk, and threesomes. When I'm dominant: licking and sadism.