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[giftedlinguist]

IT'S HIKARU'S BIRTHDAY! Hikaru, if you're reading this, you should know that I was going to get you flowers, but I got nervous because you are the flower expert, and I wasn't sure that whatever I picked would be good enough. Then, I realized getting you flowers would be kind of stupid since you are surrounded by them all day at work. So instead, I

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[secondstosirius]

...I thought we agreed never to talk about that.

Since when do I have a problem with you showing off your assets?

[sibilous]

This unrepressed vamp says yes as well.