How to win fiends and insulate people

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Yesterday was my first day back at Uni, which gave me a chance to air out my world-renowned social skills. I ran in to 2 people I know and made a new friend. See if you can guess my action during the hypothetical social situations below

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For 3, I really hope you said (c), that's hilarious.

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Strangely enough, a random survey of 1 lesbian (mostly) vegan disagrees.