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[gigaitech]

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It has come to my attention that a few... specimens of interest have been released escaped from one of the labs. The responsible party has been added to the 'volunteer' list dealt with, but assistance will be necessary in securing the safe return of the specimens . They are to be considered mostly harmless and

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[shot69]

Escaped?

[gigaitech]

As in, outside of the lab without planning or proper precautions or permission.

[shot69]

My cat just ate one.

[gigaitech]

Are condolences or congratulations in order, then?

[howls_at_stars]

What in hell is that thing??

[gigaitech]

They're supposed to help clean up the remains of the entities as well as any damaged crops that might grow on poisoned ground.

They are useful.

[howls_at_stars]

They are also creepy. Eugh, if I see any I'll...shuffle them in the general direction of the Twelfth. With a broom.

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[gigaitech]

And the delicate aesthetics of the rest of the Gotei 13 will certainly be kept in mind next time something is released escapes.

...Although shuffling is greatly preferable to smearing.

[gigaitech]

Is there enough left that I should even bother sending someone over to gather the remains?

[gigaitech]

So a bag as opposed to a box then.

[fearnotdeceit]

There was on my desk. Should you wish to collect the remains, do so now. It's smeared across my budget sheets.

[gigaitech]

...I'll send someone over. In the future, however, live capture would be preferable.

[fearnotdeceit]

... You should tell me that, then, before something that ugly makes a nest out of my reports.

[gigaitech]

It made a nest...?

That is not expected behavior.

[temperateflower]

I think i found one...

... is it supposed to be slimy?

[gigaitech]

That depends. Is it still alive?

[temperateflower]

Unfortunately.

[gigaitech]

Excellent. Congratulations, you are apparently the first to spot one and not kill it.