With the amount of dudes who meet me and insist that I look familiar, I am beginning to suspect that somewhere, out there, there is a girl who looks an awful lot like me in porn.
Somehow, I bet every girl has a porn double somewhere. It's like some time/space disturbance deal like in Star Trek where all the evil guys have goatees.
It would be really helpful so then I could be like, "No, and despite appearances, no I am not Coochie McSlutface in my spare time," and wipe the smirky look off their faces.
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