If you look like
i will love you (this applies only to boys). i cannot help it. i don't care what your face looks like, what your body looks like, what your life views are, it doesn't matter, i will love you.
however, if you own a pair of
i will not love you (again, boys only). in fact, i will point and laugh at you. because you took the effort to go into the juniors' section of a dept store and pick out a pair of jeans in girls' sizes, walk across the mall to the boys fitting room, squeeze your ass and package into strecthy demin, then walk up to the cashier, obviously buying girls' clothes, just so you can have LIFE, ENERGY, INTELLIGENCE, emblazoned on your ass. i applaud you. i hate boys who wear girls' pants.