PORTLAND!

You scored 34% Style, 27% Climate, and 70% Culture!

You are Portland, Oregon! Portland, the largest city in Oregon and seat ( Read more... )

I am worth $2,230,870 on HumanForSale.com

now do u think i can get hyvee to give me a 39 yr contract worth bout 55648 per yr (taking my how much i am worth total and subtracting all my income from my 8 yr job history, then dividng the total by 39 ((number of wroking yrs left))).

the Shock Jock

(60% dark, 43% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also ( Read more... )

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yesterday i locked my keys in the car in the parking lot of hyvee at 7:30 when i went back for the 8 am managers meeting. when i got out at 9am the car was still there and unharmed. an hr later after spending 2.00 on cyride fair to go home to get the spare key and come back, it was still there. so all you pay homage to kishi joten the goddess of ( Read more... )

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the holy knight didnt kill me off this week. i am kinda glad and releived a little. lets see how much longer i can keep this up. ive already rolled up stats for my next character just in case i die next week. those bandits sure had some good loot.

grunt the veteren apprentice

well today ben called in to work. his reason was that he was at a party and his ride was drunk. but his roomate said that he was still at home when he came to work.

so i wish squirrelly wrath on him
grunt