Too Awesome Not to Share

[gil_karm]

 To:        Gilgamesh
Text:
A package arrives to the Karm House, addressed to Gilgamesh. Inside is yet another box, wrapped in pink foil. Inside this box is a black onesie, upon which is a skull and crossed blades, above which is written 'Yo ho ho and a bottle of milk'. Also inside is a finely bound book of Minosian children's tales, all handwritten

Comments

[emma_rta]

I'm going to be nice and try not to steal that rum!

[emma_rta]

It seems an even exchange for diaper changes.

[gil_karm]

You know, we DO have a nanny.....

[addison_rta]

This is both entertaining me and horrifying me beyond words. It is also reminding me that I really don't want there to be a little scheming and plotting Rose/Addison amalgamation for many, many decades yet!

[discordia_rta]

Glad it was enjoyed, Gil. Just remember that the cigars make lousy teethers.

[gil_karm]

Luckily, I smoke cheroots.* They're practically like rock.

*A root found in shadow that, when dried and treated, actually "burn" carbon dioxide, producing oxygen in the cherry-like smoke.

[gil_karm]

...and you meant the cigars in the package.

Excuse me while I go blush over here.