Inspired by johnnyeponymous
Can you conceive of money better spent?
Has anyone deserved the honor more?
Relax and be sure ev’ry fannish cent
Is well-spent bringing him to Europe’s shore.
Selectors, let me recommend to you,
For Fandom’s agent in the coming year,
One man who ev’ry fannish thing can do.
Rejoice that, with your votes, you bring him near.
This paragon of creativity
Adds energy to every enterprise.
Films are made in his vicinity,
Fanzines fill before your very eyes.
A raconteur, who’s quick to bring a laugh,
You really ought to vote for CHRIS FOR TAFF!
(People have asked me if I've been published. Certainly never as a poet, per se. But, as of this fine periodical, I can claim to have made it as a political hack. ^_^ To find out more about the circumstances which inspired this, you can go here, if you like.)