much like all trashy celebrity couples, you two will always keep coming back to each other and having tawdry affairs. like brad and angelina. minus the kiddie horde.
so, miss too-good-to-act-like-you-did-as-an-undergrad, i guess we won't be seeing you at Dave & Busters for beer and skee ball?
"I mean seriously, tacos and tequila to go, and me in cut offs and my old university shirt. I guess you saw your chance to role-play sophomore year and went for it."
It's okay, sweets. It's only role-playing sophomore year if you kicked him out of bed at six in the morning so you could sleep it off in the periodical stacks....wait....but then you'd be kicking college life out, so therefore not actually.....screw this.
this extended metaphor thing of yours confuses me.
I'd say it's the vodka talking, but you've been suspiciously sober this week....
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so, miss too-good-to-act-like-you-did-as-an-undergrad, i guess we won't be seeing you at Dave & Busters for beer and skee ball?
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It's okay, sweets. It's only role-playing sophomore year if you kicked him out of bed at six in the morning so you could sleep it off in the periodical stacks....wait....but then you'd be kicking college life out, so therefore not actually.....screw this.
this extended metaphor thing of yours confuses me.
I'd say it's the vodka talking, but you've been suspiciously sober this week....
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