My life is pretty much a sitcom.

[gildedage]

Yesterday I went to court to watch two attys from my firm. And when I met opposing counsel and went to shake his hand, he only let me shake his pointer finger. Because "I never shake hands with ladies. I only shake fingers."

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[applespicy]

wtffffffffff

[gildedage]

this person could be paid $160/hour to be crazy .

[gabbygrl]

I just... don't even know what that means.

[gildedage]

I wish I did. He also found me attractive and told me how my boss once dropped a hammer on his daughter's head when they were children.