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[gildedmuse]

Dear LORD *cough*... Who is in charge of the house cleaning around here? Hello, anyone? *Sniffle* There is like a years worth of dust built up here. Does anyone else see this? God, this place is a mess....

I could, if I hated you all, seriously fill this whole place with a list of compelling logical arguments on why life is actively and

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[shinydinosaur]

(chronic fatigue kills the soul and the muse and the soulful muse and the musings of the soul and the soulful musings of the muse's very soul)

...I love you.

First thoughts: AWWWWWWWWWWW <33333333333 *geeking out*
THAT'S LIKE THE CUTEST THING EVER AND ZERU IS SUCH A PERFECT NAME AND OMG DINOSAUR TOYS FTW AND MAL BEING CALLED A POO-POO HEAD BY A CUTE ADORABLE SIX-YEAR-OLD AND OMG 'AUNT RIVER' AWWWW <33333

Seriously, Wash has always been my absolute favorite of the Firefly characters (and somewhere in top five of all Whedonverse characters) and I adore him so much and Joss Whedon's a guh jun duh hwoon dahn and I always thought he and Zoe were the most perfect happy couple ever and deserved a kid or two to run around Serenity and generally bug everyone (or just be awesome) in that adorable way that you can't ever quite get actually annoyed with them. Glad to know someone else thinks along those lines too. <3

[gildedmuse]

They would be like Wash - lovable even if other's occasionally feel stabby with all the bad jokes and wackiness that ensues. Kaylee would fucking love them and Jayne would too even if said he didn't he's probably go sleep with them the first time they had their own room to protect them from ship-devils (those are real things, he's threaten to have them eat the kids before!) You know, because in case they need him there you know but not cause he likes them! His mom would make them matching sweaters! And Zoe would only have to kick his ass a few times (because, yes, combat training is important - keep your automatic rifles away from my four year old, Jayne

[shinydinosaur]

Happiness and adorability factors and small children always trump cliches. <3

Kaylee would be the cutest aunt-figure ever, I swear. ADORABLE. And Jayne would be the well-meaning gruff guy who gets them those plastic army men/tanks/weapons for toys. XD
THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN. PICS, FIC, SOMETHING.

I also want pics of chibi!Wash, very badly.

[gildedmuse]

I already have this over powering urge to write it only restrained by the small sanity lobe of my brain saying, "dude, no one wants to read about your Zoe-With-Sugar-On-Top Fantasy Fic!*" They whole crew is already THISFUCKINGCLOSE to being a family! They just need a few little tykes running round under foot and it would be like the best family reunion EVER.

* Correction: Wash would totally read a fantasy about Zoe with sugar on top. Then help act it out. You know, for the sake of the writing. To make sure it was realistic and all. Wash is a man of action like that.

[eirenical]

OMG, you're back! ^_^ Sorry to hear that life's been treating you so roughly, though... O_O

I'm not sure we've ever been formally introduced, but I'm a huge fan of your Hair and Across the Universe stories. ^_^ I won't harass you for new ones, especially if you're on a Firefly kick (and, oh G-d, would those twins be cute! *_* And I agree -- I sure as hell wouldn't get between Zoe and her happy ending. O_O I'm still shocked that Joss did. O_O), but I just wanted to let you know that your ventures into those two fandoms were much appreciated. ^_^

Hope things go better for you in the future!

[hopper_ho]

Steph I miss you!

And btw--twins for Zoe would be awesome And if anyone could write twins for Zoe it would be you In fact you should do it just because you can And then the rest of us can gobble it up and bask in your awesome-ness to write a happy ending for Zoe in this manner. (Ha! awesome run-on ftw)