This made me laugh and laugh

"The bastard who sold them to me said they were vicious killers," said Kensington. "I paid $300 bucks for a pair of eucalyptus-leaf eating retards who just stare at each other with a dull glare."

... A pair of eucalyptus-leaf eating retards ...

rednecks are so ammusing.

http://toledotales.blogspot.com/2006/07/police-bust- ( Read more... )

My stats? 8 out of 41? actually sam's on twice, 40.. 20%.

I've met 
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I gave blood today. I want it back. Took an hour :P I love how these guys just talk like we're not there, either... random inappropiate things ( Read more... )

I doubt this is a New York City thing, but I think we get it the worst. London, Paris, Rome, Auckland, DC, Boston, Philly, Amsterdam, Berlin, and so on and so forth ( Read more... )

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.

✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe ( Read more... )

So, Odo (From Deep Space 9) won Wimbelton... Wow. More like the momma changling on the bad guys side, but still...


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Memo: To the future ruler of this orb
Subject: To be shot... continued

Subject-Paragraph-Sub compartment
11-2-5    Communal Laundry rooms
b              People who, instead of just putting the time on the machine, think it is a good idea to string it along. No, don't reserve the hour and give all a clue, let's start with 20 minutes and then add 10m at ( Read more... )

So, I cannot recomend the whole Baroque Cycle/ Neal Stephenson stuff any more than I already do. Just so dense, hard to specify the best parts. Read it, you'll understand modern science, economy, politics and things better without trying. and that's only a side benefit.

Feeling better, venturing back to work. Not sure what it was, but it was like a ( Read more... )

I think I'm dying. I'm just being a drama queen, but at best, I have an intestinal problem called diverticulosis. Whatever the case may be, it sucks. Woke up 2:30am tuesday in bad pain in my gut. Doctor gave me nasty tasting pills for infection after almost ruling out kidney stones, and various other things ( Read more... )