Dear Wrongly_Amused
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is ove. I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it last year in your camping car and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand hat there is no solution to this. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship.
Go burn,
~Dena
P.S.
What the hell is wrong with your email? i tried to send you one and it basically came back marked Epic Fail. Wtf!
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your sister. I think I realized it That night Outside of Chicago and I saw you Sit on My best friend. I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand That I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning Your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep The results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget your Eggplant-fetishism.
Go burn,
bouncy_girl
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