i love beka and wikipedia
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ositobonita: maybe a yeast infection
Garthvicious: what do i do for it?
ositobonita: does it ever smell like bread?
ositobonita: get really really plain yogurt with no sugar added
ositobonita: like, strong yogurt
ositobonita: and put it all in there every day
Garthvicious: have you done that?
ositobonita: you could also get acidopholus pills and put them in there before you go to bed
ositobonita: and don't eat bread! and Do eat yogurt!
Garthvicious: what happens to the yogurt? do i have to wear a pad? does my vagina absorb it?
ositobonita: man, i don't know
ositobonita: i've never done the yogurt thing
ositobonita: just like..... put it inside!
ositobonita: and then....... let it drip out
ositobonita: and eat a lot of yogurt too
ositobonita: nobody replied to my LJ entry, by the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Garthvicious: okay so do you look up anything on wikipedia ever? they have list of feminists, and under 3rd wave they have judith butler, donna haraway, inga muscio, KAIA WILSON AND KATHLEEN HANNA
Garthvicious: let me see.
ositobonita: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
ositobonita: DONNA HARAWAY IS ON WIKIPIDIA????????????????????????????????????????????????
ositobonita: KAIA WILSON?????????????
ositobonita: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ositobonita: that is so nuts
ositobonita: i want to copy and paste that into something
Garthvicious: which entry, the complaints one? cuz i did. and sonia did. if you're talking about a different, newer one, its invisible
Garthvicious: i dont know who donna haraway is
ositobonita: yeah!
ositobonita: i so did not get email notified that you guys did
ositobonita: DONAN HARAWAY IS A PROFESOR HERE
Garthvicious: i'm exploring wikepedia look at this little fact talking about ucsc: Until recently, most of the buildings on campus have been named after people of great worth: educators, writers, philosophers, and alternative thinkers. This tradition has slowed recently in favor of selling naming rights to buildings and colleges (for example, Kresge College received its name from an endowment by K-Mart founder Sebastian S. Kresge's Kresge Foundation)."
Garthvicious: oh wait its walmart that no one likes
Garthvicious: hehe
ositobonita: oh my god
ositobonita: still
ositobonita: that's embarrassing
Garthvicious: okay ucsc notable alumni i had no idea-- jello biafra, ron gonzales, alfred hitchcock (honorary degree), miranda july, camyn manheim, huey p. newton, bradley fuckin nowell, rebecca romijn!!! gillian welch. did you have any idea??
Garthvicious: oh and bell hooks
ositobonita: miranda july??? no way
ositobonita: MIranda July, swoon
ositobonita: is that even her real time
ositobonita: god
ositobonita: name*
Garthvicious: oohh okay notable faculty, joel primack is on there... (renowned for Cold Dark Matter, can that be our band name?)) and ben stein??
ositobonita: haha
ositobonita: ben stein?
ositobonita: what?
Garthvicious: Her real name is Miranda Grossinger, but she works under the surname of "July" because she says it is the month that most facilitates her creativity
Garthvicious: dude she's my boss' age
ositobonita: i know why you have an infection
ositobonita: its cuz your period just ended
ositobonita: if its NOT a yeast infection, peroxide is the cure!
ositobonita: peroxide and water mixed together
ositobonita: I am a Vagina Dictionary
Garthvicious: OH MY GOD leisha hailey (from all over me and the l word dated kd lang and kd produced her songs!!!!!)
ositobonita: i should go to bed early TOMORROW night
Garthvicious: dont go out, i am having so much fun with you!
ositobonita: wait, WHat
ositobonita: so leisha hailey is a musical pop star
ositobonita: is what you're saying
Garthvicious: wait why am i saying that?
Garthvicious: "Sleater-Kinney regretfully must cancel their November European dates on account of medical issues. Guitarist/Singer Carrie Brownstein has suffered two severe allergic reactions within the past four months, both resulting in trips to the emergency room." i'm just like her minus the TWO and EMERGENCY ROOM
ositobonita: oh man
ositobonita: true that
ositobonita: marr y herrrr
ositobonita: i wonder what SHE's allergic to
Garthvicious: whatever i'm allergic to. neither of us know. we're soulmates
ositobonita: oh my god
ositobonita: email her
ositobonita: now
ositobonita: you guys should build a safehouse together
Garthvicious: ask me the significance of the number 85
ositobonita: its the year we were born
ositobonita: DUH
Garthvicious: OMG Salvador Felipe Jacinto Dalí Domènech
ositobonita: that's his whole name???
Garthvicious: yeah it was also the number of cars a cargo train had that passed by me when i was waiting for the MARTA train
Garthvicious: yeah dude yeah
ositobonita: whats the MARTA train?
Garthvicious: "Dalí has sometimes been portrayed as a fascist supporter, especially by his enemies in surrealist groups." dude he paints better than us, he must be a fascist
Garthvicious: marta is like bart. very similar
kisses and cookies if you got through the whole thing. hahaha excerpts.