It Should've Been Lorelai: quote spam

[stop_theworld]

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Richard: 'Cranking Metallica'? If that's some sort of drug reference, it isn't funny.

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GG Quotes!

[naeko]

"Sadly, because one of the fat ladies met her maker."
"Aww, which one?"
"... The fat one..."

"Well, yeah. You, me, Martin Sheen- all chained to the same tree."

"You know historical homes are infested with mold, don't you?"
"Mold?"
"It gets inside the walls and grows out of sight and shoots off spores that slowly kill you and your family."
"You should get a show on the Home & Garden channel, mom."

"You don't seem your usual, chipper self."
"I brought some sparklers. I'll light them later, and do some kicks."

"She's very touchy-feely; hand on the shoulder, lots of hugs."
"She didn't try to get fresh, did she?"
"Gross!"

"Excuse me, Mrs. Kim? I'm Kirk."
"I know you're Kirk. I've known you since you were two."
"That's no guarantee that people know me."
(ahha I love Kirk!)