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Lorelai: Lots of people swear by it.
Emily: Yes. Disturbed people. Deviants. People with multiple personalities who see things and hear dogs talking to them and roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.
Lorelai: Mom.
Emily: Next thing you know, you'll be suggesting I go to a psychiatrist.
Lorelai: [to Rory] ( Read more... )
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LANE: Hello ma'am, I see you're eyeing the Whip-o-Matic, nice choice! This baby's right off the truck, and let me tell you, if you're looking for something to fulfill all your whipping needs, you've come to the right place because as Devo says - if a problem comes along you must whip it, as long as you whip it with a Whip-o-Matic!
RORY: Wow, you are good.
LANE: Stop it.
RORY: I'll take two!
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GISELLE: Yes, Michel, I must meet your friends. I did not raise you to be rude.
MICHEL: You did, too.
GISELLE: I did, didn’t I? Come, show me off.
MICHEL: Oh, have you been using those free weights I sent you?
GISELLE: Yes, they hold down my papers beautifully.
MICHEL: A lazy, silly woman.
GISELLE: A cruel and vicious boy, I’m so proud.
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GISELLE: Oh, stop it, stop making me laugh! You are trying to kill me! You are trying to make your mother laugh herself to death so you can get away with a grisly crime.
MICHEL: Your mind is evil.
GISELLE: Your soul ( ... )
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