*Buys his wife a bunch of flowers, a silver cloak-clasp of Feanorian design and a box of expensive chocolates for being so awesome, not-blonde, for understanding politics, for not wearing clothes that look like a couple of hankerchiefs attatched to a length of string and for not wanting little rat-like canines as pets.*
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Shudder*
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FLOWERS?
I can't remember the last time you got me flowers...
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*If he could have a flashing neon badge that says, "I'm already married," he probably would.*
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*shrugs, then kisses you on your cheek*
Thank you.
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Had a mare of a day at the consulate today, you have no idea. We encountered someone more pathetic than Elentir but thankfully Miriel displayed a commendable lack of compassion.
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