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[gimilkhad]

*Comes back from the Consulate further convinced that elves are a melodramatic, undignifed lot.

*snorts* Oh look at us, we're wise, we're calm, we marry for all eternity because we know all about twue wuv, we never get divorced, we're perfect and happy with our flouncy clothes and our pointy ears.

*pours himself a whiskey* Ha.

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[lomihina]

*wanders in*

Good day at work?

[gimilkhad]

Unusual...Anaire asked me to represent her in divorce proceedings against Fingolfin. That sort of thing doesn't happen everyday.

[lomihina]

*blinks*

You're right. It doesn't. But apparently it's been on the cards for ages.

[gimilkhad]

Why do elves insist on painting this picture of perfection when they're FAR more dysfunctional than us mortals?