teleportation would come in handy here

[gimlisgloin]

 
the last time i flew to london, i thought i was going to die. i was wedged into economy on a sardine flight. i couldn't move. i was considering screaming bomb or faking a malady just so the plane could be rerouted and i could get off the godforsaken thing. it was the worst billion hours in my life. bar none. okay. bar a few. it was the worst

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[pheebs1]

You flew first class? I am jealous!! 500 bucks or pounds sounds like a bargain for an upgrade. Hope you find the same again!

[gimlisgloin]

I do too! OMG IT WAS THE BEST MONEY I EVER SPENT. I literally cried to the ticket agent and gave her my credit card and BAM! awesome!