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[gimme_shock]

i just wanted to tell everyone that i made the best fuckin stir-fry money can buy...better than silver dragon...well...equal to...but still...its fuckin damn good.

if you want any...its still warm...but unfortunately in Davis...

Comments

[blackirishbloke]

Well, I can hardly start to believe you, now can I. I mean how would I know you actually made it? How do I know it is indeed the best without having sampled all the different stir-fry in the world. I'm afraid you're going to have to prove it. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

[way_parasitical]

dammit i wish i'd read this earlier!

[twistedimagev2]

why do you NEVER update your lj? just random pointless entries would work, i mean, after all... look at my LJ. i say something substantial once every other month maybe? at most... eh. who cares?

i'm so sad i missed another one of your awesome bashes. omg, did you know i'm almost legal drinking age? less than a month!! yeah.. its not really that exciting since ive been drinking for hella years. but at least i can drink in public places and shit right? eh... whuteva.

i have to come see you. this shit is ridiculous. the gods are keeping us apart, undoubtedly due to our immense coolness, and the black hole that we cause with it, but i will not tolerate this much longer. i swear it! i will successfully make the venture to your town soon! yes!! it must be done!