The Fourth Wall of Haruhi Suzumiya

[gimmeuraliens]

Oh hey! Look at all the people here now! Where'd they come from? There's so many!! There's totally gotta be some interesting ones here!

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[moosechangerpat]

Good evening. My name is MooseChangerPat or Moosey.

[gimmeuraliens]

Hi! I'm Haruhi Suzumiya of the SOS Brigade, and captain of the SS Haruhi II!

[moosechangerpat]

A pleasure to meet you Haruhi Suzumiya. Are you going to show Brooke your panties? It would really cheer him and I up.

[gimmeuraliens]

I don't know. I don't want to, but if it means my movie'll have a talking skeleton in it...

[kyonko_narrates]

What if we don't want to even be here?

[gimmeuraliens]

... Kyon? Did you eat one of those pink bananas again?

[kyonko_narrates]

Uhhh.... What pink bananas? Who are you, anyway? How do you know my ridiculous nickname?

[gimmeuraliens]

The ones that turn you into a girl of course! And don't play stupid, you know already that I'm the great Captain Haruhi Suzumiya!

[enliventheworld]

H-Hey! [Haruhi is WTFing right now.]

[gimmeuraliens]

Huh? It's... me?

[enliventheworld]

I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, from Floaroma! Who're you!?

[gimmeuraliens]

Haruhi Suzumiya of Nishinomiya, Hyogo!

[esperboy]

Suzumiya-san.

[gimmeuraliens]

Koizumi! You're finally here! I was wondering when you'd turn up! Kyon and Yuki have been here a while already.

[esperboy]

My apologies, Suzumiya-san. I think I will not be able to stay here for a long time - but in the meantime, I am at your service.

[gimmeuraliens]

Really? And I was thinking that we might finally be getting more of the SOS Brigade here.

[tummieroll]

You'll find way more interesting people than you ever thought!

[gimmeuraliens]

That's great news!

[tummieroll]

Are you having fun so far?

[gimmeuraliens]

Of course I am! I've even seen Koizumi! And a girl Kyon!