Fuck land! I'm on a boat, motherfucker!

[gimmeuraliens]

All right! I'm finally on the ship! I now declare myself new Captain of the SS Haruhi II, any and all complaints about new management can be directed to Kyon, unless you're Tamaki! (In which case you can come direct to me!)

Also, Kyon... You didn't make bad time, but you were still two minutes late! That means a penalty!! You must walk the plank!!

Comments

[normalskeptic]

You can't just start declaring that you're captain just because you're on the ship now, and why is Tamaki unable to complain anyway?

...wait, what kind of penalty is that?! There are probably sharks and Krakens in the ocean!

[gimmeuraliens]

Geez, you're so dense Kyon! Tamaki can complain if he wants, but as former Captain he gets to come straight to me instead of going through you.

Also, you should have thought about that before being late!

[normalskeptic]

So if he's going to attempt to become captain again, he doesn't need an appointment to do it?

It was only two minutes! Wouldn't a slap on the wrist be a suitable punishment for being that late?

[gimmeuraliens]

Well, I am a busy woman... But I think I can put aside enough time to speak to him about it.

Late is late! No compromise!

[beserkhampster]

I wish my raft had a plank, then it would actually float better.

[gimmeuraliens]

Oh? Having trouble with your raft then?

[beserkhampster]

Boo is a masterful carpenter but even he seems to be having troubles making it so it doesn't sink.

[gimmeuraliens]

Well, if you're having trouble, you can probably join my ship if you like...

[dokidokisummer]

Wait a minute! Keroro's on that ship! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!

[gimmeuraliens]

As I said, all complaints are to be directed to Kyon.

[dokidokisummer]

Hmph, I don't have any complaints at all. At least, not ones for you or whoever.

[gimmeuraliens]

Excellent! Good to hear!

[history_pirate]

That's quite the ingenious plan for a hostile takeover. You're ambitious. I like that.

[gimmeuraliens]

Why thank you~

As I always say, if you see what you want, you gotta grab it quick before anyone else does! And if someone else has it, you just gotta find the right means to make them hand it over!

[history_pirate]

You'll make a fantastic pirate. How old are you?

[gimmeuraliens]

Thanks! I'm 16.

[twofacedshark]

Don’t be mean to Kyon… He is my friend…

[gimmeuraliens]

He doesn't mind! He's used to it!

[twofacedshark]

But… he can get hurt…

[gimmeuraliens]

He'll be just fine!