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[gimp_mind]

As I was dressing today I grabbed a pair of boxers my mom bought me back around last July 4th that had "U.S.A.", flags, and other such patriotic gibberish all over them...I quickly put them back in the drawer and grabbed a simple pair of blue plaid undergarments. I mean, what would happen if I were abducted by terrorists and they stripped me and

Comments

[supercheyenne]

Yes. It would be much better to have your balls chopped off in a skilled, professional manner in shotgun of a stationary vehicle.

[gimp_mind]

If you're gonna do something, do it right.

i have some evil evil ideas floating around in my head.

[wiley]

right would be to make it so you had to chop them off yourself.

>:)

Re: i have some evil evil ideas floating around in my head.

[gimp_mind]

Not likely. I think we all know I'm too big of a screw up to properly handle the removal of my own testicles.

[head_of_flame]

Yeah, it's a good thing you thought of that. I mean, no one expects a terrorist abduction on a Monday, which is precisely why they would do it.