heh

[gimpythegoat]

so i was walking down mainstreet coming home from the bank, and i started walking thru a crosswalk

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[birdface]

one time a car almost hit me

[shop_o_holic]

im glad you are safe!

have a blast at UNH

[larrison]

around 7 years old my mom went in a store to buy me nintendo gummies, they were my favorite at the time because i loved the yellow koopa troopa shapes. i waited outside like a good kid, but curiosity came over me when i saw movement out of the corner of my eye. it was a baby frog, slimy and pale brown, i followed it down off of the stores porch and near the parking lot. it was far to fast for my undeveloped legs. i suppose i ventured to far because before i knew it, i had been hit by a woman screaming at her husband, she was preoccupied and did not see me. i fell on the pavement. i landed on top of my head, where the soft spot would be if i were newly born. i was raised in bed for another 2 years, but unfortunatly died at the age of 9 from brain damage.

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[shop_o_holic]

ya i thought that was a true story until i got to the end...

nice one lar!
haha have a great friday