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gin_and_satori

A Warning That Has Been Floating Around on the Internet

Nov 04, 2005 11:51

( Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. )

Comments 11

keefus November 4 2005, 18:09:45 UTC

OH SHIT! I'm a goth.
I had no idea...

My favorite is "Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this."
you should at least know that it's "Count Chocula"

williamtwodium November 4 2005, 18:12:37 UTC

Hey, kids! Let's play "which of these is out of place?"

1, 5, 17, A

!, :, ?, your mom

house, mall, school, dog

Bible, prayer, church, sports

Jesus.

Also, I found this series of "signs" particularly lovely:

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

Well, shit, I'm a goth. As is every other introvert. As is everyone between the ages of twelve and nineteen.

And the jewel on the crown: -Claims to be a goth.

"Really? You think that might be a sign?"

Shitheads.

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williamtwodium November 4 2005, 21:40:08 UTC

I think it's only 14 or 15 for me. You so goth!

keefus November 5 2005, 04:41:04 UTC

23 apply to me. that makes me more goth than you.

satanatehergrin November 5 2005, 05:04:42 UTC

I think I have 30.... crap.

gin_and_satori November 5 2005, 05:22:37 UTC

I only have 11.