Who's seen last night's Castle? Spoilers under the cut, obvs.
X-Files references galore + heaps of sexual innuendo = unrestrained glee on my part
Best bit?
Ryan: Are those hickies?
Esposito: Yes.
Beckett: No.
Castle: I wish.
Me: SNORT!
Also, this one:
Beckett: Please, let's just stick it in and get it over with.
Castle: . . .
Me: