Now, in a box of Pop-Tarts, you'll notice there are three packets of two. So I eat one Pop-Tart. And then I think I have to eat the other one, or it will go stale. So now I've eaten two Pop-Tarts; it's no longer just a snack, it's a meal. I figure I may as well eat two more. And then I'm like "Well, heck, I can't have just two Pop-Tarts hanging out
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